Friday, March 27, 2009
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.
Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Kesannya lebih lembut daripada halia tetapi tindakannya lebih keras. Kedua-dua herba itu seringkali direbus bersama-sama bagi menghasilkan minuman yang melegakan bagi mengatasi masalah lenguh-lenguh badan, terutamanya dibahagian kaki, tangan, lutut dan pinggang berpunca daripada kesejukkan.
Air rebusan kulit kayu manis dan halia juga sesuai diamalkan oleh kaum wanita yang sering mengalami senggugut atau kesakitan dibahagian ari-ari dan kaki.
1. The Rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below.
2. Then, you must choose a picture in the first page of result and post it as your answer.
3. After that tag 12 people.
Monday, March 23, 2009
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Latest album by deary little cute girl Taylor Swift, once booming with song entitled Teardrop on My Guitar. Her 2nd album is enjoyable as the the first one. Many great songs in there, nice lyrics, beautiful melody, and everything is fine for me as long as its from Taylor Swift. hahahahaha... my quote for life. "As long as u are beautiful enough u can do anything in this whole world, people will accept it" =p